Organize a Crime.

I have a list of things that I need to do, that I know once I've executed my life will have improved significantly.
These things must occur, they cannot be avoided, and I need to achieve each task successfully before I can, A) Become involved in a serious and beautiful relationship, and, B) attempt any new big goals, because I need to have a accomplished the small ones first, and they are as follows:

1. I need to Join a Gym. Soon. Very soon. Join Gym. Commit to working out no less than 1 hour thirty minutes, four to five days per week. Join Gym, Commit, Lose Weight, Feel incredible.
   
2. I need to obviously ascertain a position that pays, obviously it's not going to be much seeing how I seem to suck at life. Today, I had my interview with Magnolia Bakery. It went well. It went really well. It only pays 12 an hour but I don't suppose that is too horrible for the baking position.
   
3. I need to not live in Queens with my grandparents. I need to by the end of September have found a room to rent in Manhattan somewhere, wherever that will be, hopefully somewhere preferable like East Harlem, East Village, or Chelsea.
4. Okay, so let's re-cap: Join Gym. Lose Weight. Be better person. Work Full time. Never worry about money if you're working full-time. Great. Then, find a cheap room if even remotely possible, and yes- Move into it. Move into it, and live in it, and jump on your bed, and have pillow fights with yourself, and make cupcakes at home for your roommates.....
5. And Finally- BEGIN TO LIVE THE LIFE I WAS DESTINED TO LIVE!